Hello, reader. If you or someone you know is currently too high, Maureen Dowd-style , then you’ve come to the right article. First, the good news: You’re probably fine. At some point in the very near future, your heart rate will return to normal, your anxiety will subside, the spins will stop, the lethargy will lift, your nausea will dissipate, and your mind will clear. It may take several hours—perhaps a whole day or night if you’ve consumed edibles—but all will once again be how it was.